We got so bored with all these stupid parties. You swallow booze and you get laid, nothing special. I don’t remember whose idea it was to throw a theme costume party, but we got really excited about it, and here you go! Chicks in sparkling vintage dresses, gloves and feathers and all the retro chic. We play cards and smoke cigars. We listen to old music and we… Who said we can’t have coitus? Our grandpas and grandpas were not as decent as they tell us.